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red velvet creamcake 

The act of ejactulating inside of a woman while she is mentstruating.
Broski, last night I totally boned this chick on her period. We baked a red velvet creamcake.

Ben velvet 

Receiving Fellatio while keeping your dick soft enough to prevent the fore skin from exposing the head of the penis for prolonged pleasure.
Bro that girl totally gave me a Ben velvet last night in the bathroom!
Ben velvet by jmac1 May 25, 2014

Red Velvet Yogurt 

When ejaculation and disposal of menstrual blood occur at the same time during sexual intercorse, forming a thick red mixture.
Jim and Katie made some red velvet yogurt last night and served it to their kids for breakfast this morning.

red velvet creampie 

The act of ejaculating in a girl while she is menstration
Bro I totally gave that girl a red velvet creampie last night

riding the velvet dragon 

v. To engage in anal sex.
Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!

Did it feel better than vaginal?

To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.

blue velvet 

Opium. The stuff that you smoke and is addictive and makes u go woah crazay. It also cures dissentary.
Smoke a ton o' blue velvet got none no more di a rear.
blue velvet by DJ Staplez June 10, 2004