When your moistened girl is riding your face and her periods starts just so that you experience a waterfall of red into your mouth.
Babe, you're really moist
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.
by PPhil24 April 21, 2020
A position created while eating waffles. It consists of a man sticking a dildo to his head and fu king a woman with the dildo while on her period
by Zolaxo2002 March 09, 2020
The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.
It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?
by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022
by Native Son March 26, 2024
by Golly21 October 23, 2018
1.) basically, this means that you want to perform oral on a person's vagina
2.) could also mean that you are simply eating a peach
2.) could also mean that you are simply eating a peach
Jake: Maaannn, that girl be lookin' cute!
Daniel: Well, you know what you gotta do.
Jake: You're right... gotta eat that velvet!
Daniel: Well, you know what you gotta do.
Jake: You're right... gotta eat that velvet!
by Gabe-ish August 19, 2022
by Veneers.boyfriend November 30, 2023