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The Volcano

This dog we met one time.
by VesuviusBoy November 14, 2021
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volcano native

a volcano native is an indigenous person who's homeland is in either latin america or the islands. this stems from the volcano emoji 🌋 used to represent them
"Aw double fuck we're both volcano natives!"

"Whys that a problem?"

"It means we're probably cousins fok!"
by awwdoublefuck October 1, 2021
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Carolina Volcano

A Carolina volcano is a way of consuming alcohol. The consumer presents his/her asshole in a headstand formation while a partner goatees open the asshole of the consumer. The partner then fills the asshole of the consumer with Fireball cinnamon whiskey. The consumer then farts out the Fireball creating a blasting effect of fiery and delicious whiskey into the face of the partner.
My sister is temporarily blind after helping me with a Carolina Volcano
by DEEPSEAASFUCK August 3, 2021
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Schrödinger's Volcano

A new take on the famous thought experiment, Schrödinger's cat, that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. Inbrought by the undisputed masterpiece "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" , & its confusion inbrought by Natsuki's lyrics describing the Aso Kujū National Park volcano situation. Natsuki mentioned that there is too much volcano & that there is no volcano? Many theorize that the answer is that it's "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" given that the song is titled "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!".
Neglected gas stoves left on with candles abutting are like Schrödinger's Volcano: until you check in, they exist as both exploded & non-exploded .
by MoribundMurdoch June 22, 2021
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Volcano

The result of one fapping for so hard and long that it is blood instead of semen coming out of the penis. It also burns terribly, making it seem hot like a volcano.
Patient: I think i have a little problem...
Doctor: And what might that be??
Patient: Well, I was fapping yesterday, and it was for a long time, and I started cumming blood!
Doctor: Ah, sounds like a volcano to me!! This morphine should do the trick.
by mrfapfapfappityfapfap September 7, 2013
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candy volcano

The sexual act of a man covering his penis in frosting and pop rocks then commencing to receive oral from the female. Quite stimulating for both partners.
by wazzanagga September 23, 2013
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Aussie Volcano

The act of placing a funnel in the butt hole of someone doing a handstand, pouring diet coke into it and adding a mentos.
Bill gave mary a really bad Aussie Volcano last night!
by Pyrahmaniak April 28, 2012
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