by im cumming June 16, 2015
Dumbass 1: Duahgh, lets go luuk up urban dictionary on dah urban dictionary. ha ha ha!
Dumbass 2: Duagh, ok.
*Dumbass 1 types "urban dictionart" in the searchbar*
Dumbass 1: Wathafuk, dere's only wan defintion, and its buy dis dumazz called "a definer". wat a stupid azz naem.
*Smart Person walks by*
Smart Person: Hello there! Um, sorry to interrupt, but you made a typo. It's supposed to be spelled 'Urban Dictionary'.
Dumbass 1: go away dumazz i fuked ur mom in her bedrom last nite.
Dumbass 2: yeah, wat he said, u litle bitch. go hoem and lik ur garndma's pussay.
Smart Person: Okay, okay! I was just trying to be nice. *Smart Person, annoyed by the conversation, adjusts his backpack and walks away.*
*Smart Person goes on getting an admission into Harvard, a degree in neuroscience, and a six figure salary career as a neuroscientist. He meets the love of his life through his friend/co-worker, and they end up having three kids together.*
*Meanwhile, Dumbass 1 and 2 spend about an hour trying to figure out the correct spelling for "Urban Dictionary". A year later they both drop out of school, where they are provided for by their parents. They don't homeschool, or ANY kind of school. When they both turn 18, they get into all sorts of drugs. Dumbass 2 takes a huge dose of every drug he can find, so he could have the "ultimate trip" as he called it. This killed him. His body still lies in a ditch somewhere. Dumbass 1 ends up working at McDonald's for the rest of his life.
Dumbass 2: Duagh, ok.
*Dumbass 1 types "urban dictionart" in the searchbar*
Dumbass 1: Wathafuk, dere's only wan defintion, and its buy dis dumazz called "a definer". wat a stupid azz naem.
*Smart Person walks by*
Smart Person: Hello there! Um, sorry to interrupt, but you made a typo. It's supposed to be spelled 'Urban Dictionary'.
Dumbass 1: go away dumazz i fuked ur mom in her bedrom last nite.
Dumbass 2: yeah, wat he said, u litle bitch. go hoem and lik ur garndma's pussay.
Smart Person: Okay, okay! I was just trying to be nice. *Smart Person, annoyed by the conversation, adjusts his backpack and walks away.*
*Smart Person goes on getting an admission into Harvard, a degree in neuroscience, and a six figure salary career as a neuroscientist. He meets the love of his life through his friend/co-worker, and they end up having three kids together.*
*Meanwhile, Dumbass 1 and 2 spend about an hour trying to figure out the correct spelling for "Urban Dictionary". A year later they both drop out of school, where they are provided for by their parents. They don't homeschool, or ANY kind of school. When they both turn 18, they get into all sorts of drugs. Dumbass 2 takes a huge dose of every drug he can find, so he could have the "ultimate trip" as he called it. This killed him. His body still lies in a ditch somewhere. Dumbass 1 ends up working at McDonald's for the rest of his life.
by A definer July 31, 2013
LucasFilms was concerned about Episode 1's appeal to the urban market, so they got a black guy to be a Jedi.
by the other jman October 31, 2012
Weight Watchers needs to have an 'Oh Shit' I lost count point system because it's not working as the absinthe and martinis keep flowing. I can only continue with an urban dieting plan!
by Tinkerbell Hilton April 18, 2009
by Santa Nugg December 03, 2018
(N.) One who enjoys his or her time posting Definitions on UrbanDictionary.com because it is a form of Artistic Expression by voicing your thoughts and opinions on the web, for others to not only see, but learn from, and even laugh at for some as well. An Urban Addict usually enjoys time on this website because they are very opinionated and wants the whole world to know what they're thinking. And some even use it to vent off their frustrations and anger, without fear of persecution or trouble because of the Nicknames they use here. Most of them, unfortunatly, don't better the website as a whole and end up messing it up.
Most Urban Addicts, though, are young, intelligent teenagers between 14-19 who usually (or on occasion) have a lot of intelligent obserbvative views on the world they live in.
by G-Union November 27, 2003
Back when Urban Dictionary was in its early days, I used to respect the site. Sadly, since then many stupid little kids have invaded the place. They spend their days writing prejudiced 'definitions' and dribbling all over their keyboards.
Define my world? Wait, you're right. This shit pile is just an example of how sick and twisted the world is today. If you ever come here for something and you have a heart, chances are you'll be offended by some illiterate, deluded child's definition. (Opinion, I mean.) Solution? Don't visit here again, or better yet, leave the computer for a while.
Define my world? Wait, you're right. This shit pile is just an example of how sick and twisted the world is today. If you ever come here for something and you have a heart, chances are you'll be offended by some illiterate, deluded child's definition. (Opinion, I mean.) Solution? Don't visit here again, or better yet, leave the computer for a while.
<ghettog> lol seen the sand nigger defniton on urbn dictonary ?? lmao
<racistpunk33> lmao lol lol gay iraqis lol . seen the def 4 women?
<ghettog> lol dats fukin hilllarus ! now im gna write a def on spastic
<racistpunk33> o k lol im of to play halo3 on xbox live see ya
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Urban Dictionary and YouTube must have gotten in bed together.
<racistpunk33> lmao lol lol gay iraqis lol . seen the def 4 women?
<ghettog> lol dats fukin hilllarus ! now im gna write a def on spastic
<racistpunk33> o k lol im of to play halo3 on xbox live see ya
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Urban Dictionary and YouTube must have gotten in bed together.
by ShaunCollier June 10, 2007