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underpants gnomes

1. Small creatures from South Park that have to go to work. They work all night and they search for underpants! They won't stop until they have underpants.

Why do they do that you may ask..For profit of course. They have just not quite figured out phase 2.
2. They can mostly be observed in Tweak's room all hours of the night.
phase 1-get underpants
phase 2- ??????????
phase 3- $$$PROFIT$$$
by Tweak's coffee July 23, 2005
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Understandable

The word you get hit with when you’re in the friend zone
Person 1: I really care about you and i don’t wanna see you get hurt 😢

Person 2: Understandable
by 50zMon007 May 26, 2020
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hairy undergrowth

When a female forgets or heaven forbids refuses to shave her pussy or ass crack and the pubes gain a foothold with terrifying results
Linda I don't want to upset you, but you should shave your hairy undergrowth, because I anit going down there till the lawn is mown,
by mitch00uk March 30, 2015
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Underpants Mafia

The organized-crime syndicate secretly controlling the Underpants Gnomes. Secretly plots world domination, possibly with the help of the Crab People.
Phase 1: Steal underpants.

Phase 2: Unknown, but thought to be something along the lines of re-selling the underpants on the Japanese black market (which seems to, for whatever reason, have a huge demand used underpants), re-investing profits in the translation and distribution of hentai in America and eventually the rest of the world, thus driving the normal porn industry (and the desire to see non-anime boobies) into near-extinction, as well as creating a dwindling in the human population, thus eliminating humanity's only defense against the Underpants Gnomes (non-anime boobies). After this, continue stealing underpants, eventually achieving a complete underpants monopoly.

Phase 3: Profit!
by Natepalm October 28, 2003
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underdrunk

The unpleasant experience of not having the adequate time/resources to achieve one's desired level of intoxication.
Fred: I'm overworked and underdrunk.
by Jeffrovich January 6, 2009
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Underpants Monster

The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass.
Zach: (slowly reaches for a game of grab-ass)

Kim: What the fuck, Zach! We're in public!

Zach: Wha...WHAT!?!? That wasn't me! That was The Underpants Monster!!!!

Kim: Oh, I'm sorry for yelling.

Zach: Damn right you are! (slaps Kim's ass)
by AKKKHMED May 30, 2009
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Underwater Keg Diver

It is when someone drops the keg in a pool or lake and someone has to go fish it out.
"Dude, that Kelsea is an underwater keg diver!"

"Thats whats up!"
by MOBFNFDTF September 12, 2009
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