Drop a Tyson

This term is used when you’ve been busted smashing the wife by your son who is barely old enough to read. This will leave a lasting memory similar to knocking down Mike Tyson which rarely happened.

Damn! He looked traumatized. I didn’t mean to Drop a Tyson on little man! I beatin the breaks off that shit…!

by Ja0206bo July 10, 2025

Mike Tyson Syndrome

The mental impediment or slowness caused by age, fear, or laziness that allows oneself to be pushed around and hit and hit back with minimal force or not at all.

Do you see how Garry gets treated? He must have Mike Tyson Syndrome.

by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025

Dirty Tyson

The act of pegging a man in the ass with an octopus leg, then eating it and throwing it up in the man’s mouth

I was hungry and horny so I gave my friend a Dirty Tyson

by Keratin monster November 23, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 21, 2025

The Tallahassee Tyson

When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.

Bruh! I hit my chick with the Tallahassee Tyson last night. Iron Mike would be so proud!

by WhoreHay1217 January 18, 2025

Tyson G

Stupid idiot who has a Lego haircut and cannot play basketball or lift over 75 pounds.

"Tyson G lifted more than the BV baddie"

by No Mercy Mercer January 30, 2025

Dirty Tyson

When you are having sex with a woman then jizz in her eyes to blind and stun her, then you bite off her ear like prime Mike Tyson would have done , then proceed lay the meanest uppercut on her

“ Yea that bitch was crazy so I had to hit her with a Dirty Tyson.”

by Dat Mullet Guy June 2, 2024