This term is used when you’ve been busted smashing the wife by your son who is barely old enough to read. This will leave a lasting memory similar to knocking down Mike Tyson which rarely happened.
Damn! He looked traumatized. I didn’t mean to Drop a Tyson on little man! I beatin the breaks off that shit…!
by Ja0206bo July 10, 2025
Get the Drop a Tyson mug.When you are having sex with a woman then jizz in her eyes to blind and stun her, then you bite off her ear like prime Mike Tyson would have done , then proceed lay the meanest uppercut on her
by Dat Mullet Guy June 2, 2024
Get the Dirty Tyson mug.tyson’s a guy who’s absolutely adorable. he’s a spiritual kind of guy, and very caring. he’s not afraid to do what he thinks is right; and he’s unapologetically himself. anyone who takes one look at him will not be able to look away. a true king, although a lobster.
by anonasf April 23, 2020
Get the Tyson mug.Tyson is a loving and caring person. He will always be there for you and make you smile no matter what. He is so sweet and generous. His smile is one of the best things about him. When you are feeling down or upset he’ll be there for you. His hugs make you feel safe and he will always have your back. He will fight for you when someone try’s to flirt or hurt you. If he leaves to go somewhere you will always miss him and get so attached that you want to be with him. If you ever meet a Tyson make sure to treat him with kindness and love.
“Have you seen Tyson and _____”
“No”
“What they are the cutest!”
“Really?”
“Yes, I wish I had something like them.”
“No”
“What they are the cutest!”
“Really?”
“Yes, I wish I had something like them.”
by unknownlover125 December 28, 2021
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Get the Ava Kris Tyson mug.Formerly "Chris Tyson," Ava Tyson is a trans-woman and Mr. Beasts co-host or friend or something. Transitioned fairly recently and came under fire from red-pillers and conservatives for breaking up his-er her family. Came under scrutiny AGAIN for some form of nondescript impropriety with children. Rumors about NSFW content in front of children. Maybe a dick pick.
Hym "THERE, MATT FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT, YOU'VE OFFICIALLY 'LOOKED INTO' THE AVA TYSON STORY! YOU SMUG LIBERAL FAGGOT! IF MATT FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT OR ANYONE FROM HIS FAMILY IS KILLED IMMEDIATELY I WILL SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLY!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
Get the Ava Tyson mug.tyson is a big ass thotty. he smokes all the time and think he’s cute but i’m reality his neck is too strong.
“ew look at tyson”
by jgg May 26, 2022
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