topshelfworth

An individual who defines their self worth by getting drunk on single malt scotch.

A single male orders top shelf spirits in a bar to comphensate for a lack of female companionship illustrating his topshelfworth.

by jkentos February 14, 2009

twosser

A person who doesn't use Twitter but feels the need to tell others how useless it is.

He's a twosser - never tried Twitter but happy to run it down.

by Rollo_Tomasi July 6, 2009

twotsmacker

A female cockblocker ,one who prevents the sucking of a penis. A girl who stops the hooking up of a fellow vagina

What a twotsmacker, danielle is with her boyfriend and she just did that!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CHILD PUNTER May 26, 2009

Twoper

is a really quick shit close to two minutes may even be a non wiper

Dude we cant go yet i gotta take a fucking twoper

by Dirty Dally November 3, 2009

twipst

The act of making a wrong movement while doing a dance, throwing you and your line and/or partners off balance.

Marietta, I still don't know how to do the Hambo too well, so I'll be doing one twipst after another!

by pentozali May 17, 2010

twotswotter

a woman who stops another woman from getting laid

a twotswotter is acockblocker for women

by skinny pv July 20, 2010

Twopping

Dropping names in a tweet for no reason at all... Just so people know that you maybe, sort of, might know the person being twopped.

Jeremy totally was twopping Courtney all damn day.

by djkotu November 19, 2010