Tingle-Twat

pulsating sensation in your twat, when you see someone or something that excites you; a symptom of dickitnitis.

I mean everyone experiences tingle-twat but you can’t act on it EVERY time.

by GABJ February 19, 2019

Man-Twat

A gentleman's bum hole

God damn it Woody stop fingering my man-twat.

by B - Wang March 25, 2019

dick twat

Someone with a massive elongated clit (i.e. they consider themselves a male but in reality figuratively have a pussy).

Your pussy is bigger than your dick, you dick twat.

by massiveelongatedpussy69 December 7, 2021

Tour de Twat

A woefully incompetent species of cyclist, only seen on the roads during and in the weeks immediately following the Tour de France. Easily identifiable by his Team Sky shirt and shiny new bike; the Tour de Twat is empirical evidence that the old saying "it's just like riding a bike" is either incorrect or misapplied.

I saw a Tour de Twat on the way to work the other morning, sheltering under a tree from the rain so his bike didn't get wet: the fucking pansy.

by Posidonius September 5, 2013

twatasaurus rex

a large hairy vagina.

look at that hair coming out of maddies bikini. she is one hell of a twatasaurus rex.

by chris lucas April 26, 2006

twat clogger

another word for tampon

"she needs a twat clogger for her period"

by the official spydaman May 29, 2008

Twat Cabbage

A women's twat after a long work out at the gym or spinning class. It will result in a funny smell that has a hint of cabbage.

Dude I ate my girlfriend out after the gym... totally twat cabbage WTF!

by Dick Fitzwells October 6, 2009