Twitter 

Twitter is a secondary word for circus
Because on twitter everyone is a clown

Me: I was on Twitter with a lot of clowns in there

Twitter by le real ditunare October 15, 2022

twitter 

a place where anything and everything goes to die a slow and painful death from being cancelled

I deleted twitter because I realized I had a life.

twitter by narigi421 October 29, 2022

twitter 

pornhub 2.0

person 1: dude my wifi won't let me watch porn!

person 2: bro just use twitter lmfao.

twitter by i give good descriptions October 31, 2022

Twitter 

Synonym for Hell.

When you die, you're going to Twitter.

Twitter by Artyboi November 4, 2022

Twitter 

I mean it speaks for its self.

jack- "they are you on twitter"
sam- "You mean hell?"

I dont want to go to twitter.

Twitter by TheGuyWhoSpeaks November 5, 2022

Twitter 

A terrible place packed to the brim with children/adults that are children who hate fun and people who have fun and just people in general; everybody hates the site yet will continue to use it because we are a foolish species who are doomed to repeat our worst mistakes. Speaking of which, let me go check twitter.

"Hey, did you see the news about ___ on Twitter this morning? I heard that they were getting cancelled fo-"
"God let me escape this blue, winged hell"

Twitter by epicgamner69 December 18, 2022

Twitter 

A website where large quantities of disabled people who think they have important ideas go to whine about shit nobody cares about and "ratio " people, not to dissimilar from urbandictionary.

Disabled Person: Bro this is insert synonym for hateful I'm gonna go write an essay about this on Twitter.
Average Person: Who cares?

Twitter by Tibonezone December 21, 2022