When you are giving it to a woman doggystyle, then you turn her around, ejaculate on her face, and immediately follow it up with a handful of glitter to the face, then turn the lights on and see her sparkle.
by Frohboy November 21, 2009
Get the The Twilightmug. HARRY POTTER PWNS THIS SHIT!!!!! let me first say, not all 13 year olds know only bad literature, im a 13 year old girl, and i would buy a copy of twilight just to burn it. charlie the unicorn has a better plot. in the first book:
bella: i love you
edward: im too dangerous
thats about it. new moon:
bella: *SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE*
edward: oh god. i need to kill myself (he really does. thats about the first right thing hes decided to do)
im not even going to go on about the rest of the series. i tried reading the series once. twilight i thought was OK, but not the best book ever. new moon was so incredibly boring i stopped reading in the second chapter. and they say edward is the perfect guy. hes a pedophile. they say bella is the perfect girl. shes a retard that falls over every five minutes. they say jacob is the OTHER perfect guy( i thought there was only supposed to be one perfect guy?) he has the magic ability to appear shirtless and then wearing one again every five seconds. anyway, buffy staked edward the end.
bella: i love you
edward: im too dangerous
thats about it. new moon:
bella: *SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE*
edward: oh god. i need to kill myself (he really does. thats about the first right thing hes decided to do)
im not even going to go on about the rest of the series. i tried reading the series once. twilight i thought was OK, but not the best book ever. new moon was so incredibly boring i stopped reading in the second chapter. and they say edward is the perfect guy. hes a pedophile. they say bella is the perfect girl. shes a retard that falls over every five minutes. they say jacob is the OTHER perfect guy( i thought there was only supposed to be one perfect guy?) he has the magic ability to appear shirtless and then wearing one again every five seconds. anyway, buffy staked edward the end.
TWILIGHT BLOWS. stephenie meyer totally ruined the name of a vampire. you know, before they were sparkly fairies.
by jennajennajennabear August 5, 2010
Get the twilightmug. A fictional story created for women or homosexual men who are insecure and need to get laid big time.
by bigmeat85 September 28, 2009
Get the twilightmug. Twilightism, which originates from the book 'Twilight', (the very popular series by Stephanie Meyer), is the religious practice of Vampire and Werewolf obsessed Men and Women. Practicers of this awful religion can often be seen in stores like hot topic sporting snazzy Team Edward or Team Jacob shirts. While, wearers of the separate shirts are very protective of their respective lovers , Edward or Jacob. And upon getting within feet of each other, begin arguing annoyingly. Anyone of this religion or even owners of the t-shirts should be bit, not by a vampire or werewolf, but by a raging pissed grizzly bear !
Jack - "Hey hunny, do you think that we can go out tonight to celebrate our fifth anniversary?"
Lena - "No, shut up hoe, my man Edward's movie is coming out in three weeks, I need to go set up a tent with my other minions outside of store!"
Jack - "Fucking Twilightism!"
Lena - "Grrrrr, One day, one day! Vampires will rule!"
Lena - "No, shut up hoe, my man Edward's movie is coming out in three weeks, I need to go set up a tent with my other minions outside of store!"
Jack - "Fucking Twilightism!"
Lena - "Grrrrr, One day, one day! Vampires will rule!"
by Fowlerz March 18, 2009
Get the Twilightismmug. A book by some "apparaently" really good author that fat and ugly chicks sit reading in a library to try and escape the reality that they aren't loved, except by their friends. The storyline is something about a girl falling in love with a vampire. How The F*** does that work?
Guy 1: "Maybe shes a dyke, her and her friends hug a lot".
Guy 2: "No, look, shes reading twilight".
Guy 1:"Oh".
Guy 2: "No, look, shes reading twilight".
Guy 1:"Oh".
by wheretheygone September 12, 2008
Get the twilightmug. noun.
Fans of The Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer.
Not just people who've read the book...
but smile when they see a silver volvo. :)
Fans of The Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer.
Not just people who've read the book...
but smile when they see a silver volvo. :)
by megissocoollike March 31, 2008
Get the Twilightermug. a very successful book written by Stephenie Meyer. the book is good but there are other books out there that are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better and don't brainwash young girls into living in a fairytale with fictional charcecters!
ie. wuthering heights
pride and predgidous
catcher in the rye
and many others!
ie. wuthering heights
pride and predgidous
catcher in the rye
and many others!
fangirl: OME!! DON'T YOU THINK TWILIGHT IS THE BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD???
nonfangirl: well no really i prefer the read BOOKS not rubbish
fangirl: ZOMG!!!! YOU DIDNT JUST SAY THAT YOU SHOULD SHTFU! *having panic attack*
nonfangirl: ahhhhh yeah whatever..... im going to be here
^^^^^^and that is why twilight fans have a bad reputation of being rabid!^^^^
nonfangirl: well no really i prefer the read BOOKS not rubbish
fangirl: ZOMG!!!! YOU DIDNT JUST SAY THAT YOU SHOULD SHTFU! *having panic attack*
nonfangirl: ahhhhh yeah whatever..... im going to be here
^^^^^^and that is why twilight fans have a bad reputation of being rabid!^^^^
by idjhgfvbshmf April 4, 2009
Get the twilightmug.