Ultra Turbo Turkey

A combination of Austin Nichols Wild Turkey Whiskey mixed with Red Bull and a Red Bull energy shot

Anna: Man I need to get a lot of work done!
Michael: Don't worry, just have a Ultra Turbo Turkey
(pours two cups)
Anna: Wont that kill us?
Michael: It might, but we will die pioneers.

by A true pioneer October 28, 2009

Wind Turbine Syndrome

Rich people distressing that their view has been ruined.

"Ever since they put the new windmill in, the view from the veranda has just not been the same. I fear I'll have to cancel the wine tasting, lest the ladies come down with Wind Turbine Syndrome."

by dowagerdutchess July 31, 2012

Mile-High Turban

A blowjob, in the seat of an airplane. Typically covered by a cheap airline blanket..

The guy behind me was getting a mile-high turban. I saw it on the way to the restroom - there's no way that chick was sleeping under there.

by Dale Earnheart November 30, 2010

turbo splooge

When you run full speed at a girl while jerking off and when your about to splooge you jump and mega thrust as your splooging right into her face this will take skill and practice but if acheived will smack her right in the face at full speed and fuck her day up. plus you will laugh

hahah max i just gave that dumb bitch the turbo splooge and knocked her off the couch she might be blind.

by andrewp November 20, 2007

Turbo Toyotas

One word- FAIL

The failure or closure of a company that skrews you over on parts.

"Hey man did you get those parts you ordered for you car online?"

"No they pulled a Turbo Toyotas."

by mmmbiotch September 28, 2009

turban sprawl

What you get when muslims start to move into your area and begin to demand special rights or allowances for their beliefs. Turban Sprawl causes There goes the neighborhood! amongst the other neighbors.

Wow, look at all this turban sprawl. They are installing foot-baths in the dormitory now for all the Muslim students that are enrolling.

by kirby3141 March 4, 2008

Tubbs

Tubbs is a fat girl that is always hungry she always eats ur food and she’s scared of a dinosaur in her head

Omg tubbs ate my fucking food that fat whore

by MYKELLL June 19, 2019