Traffic Rape

Non consensual lane splitting

That man just traffic raped me😣

by Beowulf210 August 5, 2023

Disney traffic

Traffic congestion on Interstate 4 and surrounding roads around Orlando due to excessive number of cars traveling to and from Disney World in a short period of time, severely inconveniencing those passing by and not heading to Disney.

Driver: To get from Tampa to Jacksonville, it looks like the best way is to take I-4 east to I-95 north.
Passenger: Hell no. We can't take that way due to Disney traffic. A better solution is to take I-75 north followed by US 301 north where we'll pick I-10 east.

by Leopards14 March 24, 2023

Buck traffic

Is a hood term for going into oncoming traffic

Yo bro when you come to my crib you gonna have to buck traffic to get here faster

by Blackboyjb October 1, 2019

Traffic

A term used to describe something gay

1: Dude, my mom said I can’t go to the movie
2: Damn, that’s such traffic

by Traffic’s for gays April 6, 2018

Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

by GoodinBed November 12, 2024

Trafficful

A road with a shit ton of traffic.

Stfu im on a trafficful road right now mum

by 6 inches April 21, 2022

Trafficated

when you're stuck in what was once a small town turned mini city like Las Vegas or DC without the bars, but instead replace w/ stores and restaraunts and misc crap shops which seems to be the only way people come and go from home thus causing heavy pointless traffic

South Hill is really trafficated today, these assholes wont let anyone in, the intersection is blocked and weve been sitting at this light at least 3 times.

by dirtybird loves batman November 27, 2007