Scat tower

The penis of a gay man. A Homo-erectus.

I was in Brighton, excavating a particularly succulent seam of marmite. I employed my scat tower as the only reasonable tool for the job.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 23, 2016

Smack Tower

Smack tower is the place (likely council flats) where you know there's hella drugs.

"Greezo" geez those flats look banged up.
"Deano" yeah it's probs a smack tower.

by ReesesBeefus April 25, 2019

Tatted Tower

A Tatted Tower is a massive size building (In Ark Survival Evolved) capable of storing at least 10 gigas 20 rexs 50 wyverns comfortably, also equipped with a large storage level. Undefendable by normal means but great for PvE and single player game modes.

Grab the gigas from the Tatted Tower, we are going to raid!

by Reddhawk September 13, 2017

Tower slide

When a destiny player has nothing else to do in the game therefore they begin to slide around the social space, the Tower. Often mistaken for playing the game.

I've just handed in all my bounties for the day, now I'm bored I shall tower slide around to waste time and pretend I'm playing the game.

by Kore March 27, 2017

flesh tower

something you give to your loved one in bed, *wink wink*

"Wanna see my flesh tower?"

by Bloogasaucemccakemaster June 1, 2017

tower monkey

Someone who climbs towers for a living

The light on top of that tower just went out. Better call in the tower monkeys to Chang it.

by Bob0117 February 1, 2018

Golden Towers

Tall Russian twin hookers that urinate on Donald Trump

Did you see those Golden Towers? I hear they are Ivanka Trump's cousins.

by Far East Texas Tamale January 11, 2017