tornado

A sexual practice involving a sturdy lazy susan or other freely rotating platform. A female (or male, if you're into that) kneels, preferably naked, on the lazy susan, tongue out. A male with pants down facing the female stands aside the kneeling girl and gets her spinning by gently spinning her by the shoulders. As she passes by, the female may lick or lap at the erect penis. The faster the male spins the female, the more pleasurable the experience.

For additional fun, additional males can join in the circle...and this is NOT gay and as long as the males don't make eye contact with eachother.

Sorry about last night...I didn't mean to keep "slapping" you in the cheek as we were practicing the tornado.

by w4w May 18, 2006

tornado/hurricane

when you are pleasuring a girl orrally and she queefs in your face.

i was eatin my girl out last night and i got caught in a nasty ass tornado!

by anonymous April 14, 2004

tornadocore

Being generally awesome. Created to mock the "-cores" of the world, much like Less Than Jake's "Pezcore" album.

That Aquabats show was totally tornadocore!

by Deadbat July 21, 2006

tornado titty twister

The tornado titty twister is when you twist the nipples so much that when your done they feel like their breasts have suffered total destruction its much like the purple nurple but you twist really fast and hard.

*I just gave my big brother the worst tornado titty twister ever!

by FeLiNeDaRkNeSs December 17, 2014

Anal Tornado

A sexual act, during which one member rubs ice cream on and around the butthole of their sexual partner. They then proceed to lick it off and rim their asshole. Through this action the cold front of the ice cream and warm front associated with the probing tongue of the active partner coincide in a destructive tornado of pleasure and lust.

WHEN USED IN CONVERSATION:
Billy: "Did you hear Chris got an ANAL TORNADO last night from that sketchy old dude?"
Raul: "Oo baby, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Michael: "Rolling in the deep"

WHEN USED FORMALLY:
The five day forecast predicts a one hundred percent chance of ANAL TORNADO on Friday night.

by The A-List December 11, 2011

Shit Tornado

When someone lets negative life experiences pile up; resulting in a massive explosion of emotion directed at another person (the victim). A Shit Tornado is filled with unfair personal insults, twisted interpretations of events, and anger towards the victim.
A Shit Tornado can be witnessed in aggressive, moronic, dip shit men who usually have a lower than average I.Q. However, this unfortunate personality trait can also be seen in needy, dramatic females, usually called “Emotional Vomit”.
A Shit Tornado, leaves the victim feeling abused, resentful, and most of all shit, and or vomited upon. The victim may suddenly feel the urge to shower after enduring a Shit Tornado, as if they had just been “ass raped”.

“When Fred realized, once again, the he was a failure at life in general, he felt the irresistible urge to blame his wife for all of his misfortunes...resulting in a huge“Shit Tornado”.

by AReiter December 27, 2011

two inch tornado

An abnormally sized male penis, reaching the length of 2 inches. It trumps the half inch disaster and one inch wonder. It will never touch the quarter inch teensy mc small small.

Man, his two inch tornado blew everyone away.

by Shaun9876 January 31, 2014