Toney Fine Ass

Toney is the most finest man in the fucking world he will make you melt to the sight of him girl he is everything you want and need but he mines so eat a butt

Mainlynyny:OMG TONEY FINE ASSSSS

by iihearttha May 31, 2022

Tobey's Taint

Tobey Maguire's taint. Can be described as a default Caucasian taint, mild hairiness, pale color. Moist from time to time. Sometimes stinks.

Girl 1: Omg I wonder what Tobey's Taint is like.

Girl 2: omg Brenda you weirdo!

by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022

Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy

An act of self-love wherein a fertile male places an upside down wastepaper basket over his erect penis and proceeds to release his emissions (ejaculate) into it

Jacob's big into the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy. What a freak

by shartacus October 7, 2022

Toppy T

Toppy T is a Cypriot don with immense charisma. He is also huge with a height of about 196cm. You’re either with Toppy T or against him. He is from the deep streets or Ayorgi (Karaoglanoglu) in Kyrenia. He is a brainsta, which is a gangsta who is smart. He got 9s on his gcses but he’ll still mash your face. He is an active member of K5 (karaoglanoglu 5ers). He usually rolls with TinySkattz and Senks. He is the only man in Ayorgi with a RPG

Man 1: Lol look at Toppy T with his books. He’s a nerd fam.
Man 2: Are you dumb bruv He is k5
Man 1: ah shit. He should be a brainsta then
Man 2: you’re a wasteman

by King of north cyprus October 21, 2022

Tapey

ADJECTIVE
When the tape is doing what tape should do
When tape is sticky
If tape doesn't tape, it isn't tapey

Fruithead only likes tapey tape

by fruithead December 1, 2022

Topeka Taste Tester

To taste a finger, cock,dildo,or any other phallic shape after it has entered both the colan(man,or woman's)and vagina or any other orifice from another living creature during coitus

There is a hooker on 5th and Main who allows Topeka Taste Testers for no additional price.

by Finkdaddy McGill December 1, 2022

Topers

The comparative form of "tope" combining "tight" and "dope" to describe something that is not only hard to top, but very difficult indeed. However, perhaps not quite superlative, leaving room for maybe one more thing that is that coolest.

The dialogue between the characters in Vaults of Lore is Tope and Draubone is gonna be Topers, but I bet Agicalia Volume II will be Topest.

by ClickityHack January 31, 2023