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Toombs/T-rod

The biggest hardass in the universe as we know it.
"That Brian Earl Spilner is a hardass," the Captain proclaimed. "Yeah, but did Brian Earl Spilner lick broken glass up off T-ram's floor, and eat an entire wheel of cheese after dominating the gallon challenge?" Chuck replied. "Well, no." Captain said. "Plus he can turn a 4/4/4 double play, get 98's on diff eq. exams when Sean gets 75's, AND get hired in the blocker labs!" Chuck added. The Captain concluded, "You're so right, Toombs really is a total hardass."
by Sean April 14, 2005
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Thomas

Thomas is great
by Tom da king April 18, 2016
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Sean-Thomas

used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.
A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to

An all around amazing person, everyone knows there "Sean-Thomas's"
Also known as a master in bed
Wow he has a penis almost as big as Sean-Thomas

Cathal really wants Sean-Thomas
by ???T3l??? February 15, 2014
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thomas

Has a abnormally HUGE PENIS ranging 24-36 inches. Always drowning in pussy. Doesn't take shit from no one and does not have CROTCH ROT! Also a beast at everything he does especially in the sack. Ladies can cook eggs and bacon on his eight pack then get down on him and ride him like a roller coaster.
by tboneyall September 28, 2013
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Tomás

A really good person who has the tendency to fuck up dumb situations. He has a heart of gold but is an idiot at the same time. Either way, if you get close to a Tomás, you are extremely lucky to have him in your life. He's pretty unforgettable. He makes you laugh till you cry, makes fun of you in the best way, and makes you feel like he actually cares about you. He's attractive and has a nice jawline. Make sure to not lose this guy if you're friends with him.
Did you see that guy?

Oh yeah Tomás is a sweetheart.
by 0822 August 29, 2019
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Thomas Matthew Delonge

Thomas Matthew Delonge is a singer/guitarist for the most amazing band, Blink 182. He was born December 13, 1975 in Poway, California. He is unfortunately married to Jennifer Jenkins, now Jennifer Delonge. He is the hottest man alive, without a doubt. Many people praise him. He is currently in Blink 182 and Angels and Airwaves, two amazing bands, Blink 182 being the best. He used to be in Boxcar Racer also. He has a very distinct voice which makes him even more irresistable. He has an obsession over UFO's and Aliens, and he really does not care what people think of him. He is a unique, and different soul, which makes him interesting.
who are you talking about when you capitalize Him?
well, Thomas Matthew Delonge of course!
by Mrs. Delonge June 10, 2010
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thomas lawson

Thomas Lawson has a VERY small penis, you need binoculars to see it. He always picks slags for girlfriends or fat ones. He cums for old granny's in the street.
thomas lawson has a very small penis...some pass the binoculars!!!!!!!!
by Sykes. July 1, 2011
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