Tool

One whom doesn't grasp reality.
Constantly requires attention, but in negative ways.
Distant from reality.
Queer, homosexual, possible transexual.

Handz couldn't grasp figure out why his girl friend would meet an older guy at the beach late at night, what a tool.

by hiddenvalleyranch April 30, 2009

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One who believes they are informed but are in fact being used either by society or mass media

A wigger ; Anyone who is a fan of britney spears ; a hammer; Someone who only owns clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch , American eagle, or hot topic; Goths; people who hang out at malls.tools

by shmaters gee April 12, 2009

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noun. a person (more then often a man) who is used on a regular basis.

Chris did exactly what his baby mama told him to do in order to get some poonani. what a tool

by _spadez February 18, 2009

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A tendentious lawyer who perpetuates a financial war of attrition in the form of a defamation suit on behalf of a wealthy client.

The plaintiff's lawyer is a tool.

by Around Uranus February 9, 2013

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A person who likes to take pictures of himself or with others posing, usually with wanna be hashtags such as; #gettingswole #letsgetit #gettingbig. A tool could have very many names, some examples would be; Devin, Chet, Chad, Brad, Jimmy. These people are very annoying and obnoxious and must be put to a violent stop!!!!

Clyde: "hey Dave, look at this picture if this guy flexing."
Dave: "shit man!!!! That's my friend brad, he's a fuckin tool!!!"

by Tittybreath May 30, 2013

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