The Flying Car of the Future, Today

One of Phineas and Ferb's inventions. Legend has it that it's still pulling to the right to this very day.

Phineas: "The Flying Car of the Future, Today, is still pulling a bit to the right."

by sks316#2523 November 5, 2019

Suck Todays Dick

To take a massive rip out the bong (LUX Scientific or whatever you have) for the first time each day. Every day

yo, what time is it?

TIME TO SUCK TODAYS DICK!!!!!

by All Day Every Day March 13, 2009

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

a monetary lone with a set payment date.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Becomes:

"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"

by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.

by The Fuzz May 17, 2004

tobedawg

Immediately needing an emergency circumcision after getting your foreskin caught on the bunkbed.

Last night Toby had a bad dream and pulled a tobedawg.

by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009

is there anything i can help you look for today?

What a first class sales person says to a prospective customer . Easing the tension and making them feel comfortable in giving you their money for whatever you're selling. Say is there anything I can help you look for today?

Yo, that salesman greeted me when I came into the store to buy a mattress he asked me if there was anything he could do to help me find what I was looking for and I really appreciated his genuine comments. He said is there anything I can help you look for today?

by Old school gangster June 14, 2018

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today

if you can't afford it (whatever 'it' may be) now, why even get that shit? Originally a catch phrase from Wimpy on that ol' skool shit: Popeye the Sailor Man

Hey bro, spot me twenty on this sack?
Fuck you man! Why pay tuesday for...

by MrSubterranean January 28, 2007