Fap on Toast

The art of fapping on a piece of toast. Used to trick others by making them believe that a similar substances (mayonnaise, cream cheese, etc.) is actually spread across the toast.

Brosef: Breakfast is ready!
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.

by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010

Bang Toasted

a word that is said after a diss. Use it instead of boom roasted.

I'm gonna stomp you down to the ground BANG TOASTED

by latinbored February 10, 2010

spaghetti toast

Toast with spaghetti on it

Put on your finest attire babe, we’re going out for spaghetti toast tonight.

by jslammy April 23, 2022

shred toast

A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.

Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.

by bakermancan February 21, 2011

Tummy-Toast

A bread so delicious- no one can resist the taste. Maybe you can hop into TummyLand to steal one! Just don't get caught by the teletummies...

"Yay, tummy-toast tummy-toast!!"
The teletummies gobble down the tummy-toast while the teletubbies try to grab a bite. Dora stands in the back, traumatized.

by kingcatIII December 30, 2022

Toast Tuesday

Toast Tuesday. A tradition where one is super nice and positive, specifically on tuesday’s.

Person 1: Wow _______, I love your hair.

Person 2: Thanks! Why are you being so nice today?

Person 1: Because it’s Toast Tuesday!

by Toast Tuesday Manager November 3, 2020

Friendship toast

Cinnamon toast made especially for your best friend. You must serve them while singing a mildly creepy song, normally getting a half flattered, half disturbed reaction. Do not use around children or they may think you're a pedophile.

David: Friendship toast~ Friendship toast~ Come put some butter on your Friendship toast~ It's so cinnamony, it's so great, EAT YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOAST.

Daniel: plz no.

by Undercover fish August 3, 2011