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Jesus Town

Jesus Town refers to the town of Weston.Weston is located in Toronto, Ontario, Canada in the northwest end of the city.
"Jesus Town" pertains to the many church's that exist within Weston, most of them being seemingly out of place.
Wilson: You ever coming back to Weston?

Albert: Forget that shit! I'm not going back to Jesus Town.
by DDFR March 2, 2011
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Shell Town

When a grown man punches a female in the face for acting stupid .
Dude did that guy punch shalara and yell shell town before he did it ?
by pablo picazo August 26, 2011
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podunk town

A small redneck town usually located in the middle of no where.
Friend: Where are you?
Me: I'm in winnemicca, you can't miss it. It's the only podunk town for 200 mines!
by MeganEatsHoez September 26, 2015
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The town bicycle

A term refering to a woman who sleeps around alot
Hey isn’t Tiffany thicc

Yeah but I heard she was the town bicycle
by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019
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small town effect

if you live in a small town,your afraid of being in a realationship because your scared your reputation cause everyone knows everthing about you, which is called small town effect.
you talk shit about a girl u like in front of your friends, even tho u like her because ur afraid of loosing ur reputation, which is called small town effect.
by Varaklani October 29, 2021
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Thuringian Tower

The Thuringian Tower is a complex sex act performed by three people, two women and one man.

In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.

The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.
Dude! I went to visit my friend in Altenburg yesterday. When I arrived she was at the top of a Thuringian Tower! She couldn't finish the Bratwurst so she tossed it down to me and I ate it. The other two people involved were super annoyed with her.
by Jinonice Library Man August 13, 2022
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clearance from the tower

Getting permission from your wife/girlfriend to do something fun with your friends and not her
I'd love to go to the bar Friday, but I need to get clearance from the tower first.
by Kiki McWeb November 19, 2007
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