Megan

A woman who loves anal no matter the place or person

Damn that girl is such a megan

by Jblow83 August 17, 2017

Megan

An absolute butthole who changes others names on Snapchat to make them feel bad about them selves. Usually pretty short and likes to drop puppies off of bridges for fun.

Don’t be a Megan

by Awesome123456679-0 April 27, 2019

Megan

Another word for fake pregnancy. A megan normally hides the fact that they are fat by saying they're pregnant.

wow you're such a megan

by ZakDavies02 January 19, 2018

Megan

If you ever meet a megan u will want to keep her she is the sweetest, funniest and happiest person you can meet. if u have a megan in ur life keep her close. she is so smart and logical she is one of the bestest of friends.

person1: why is that girl so amazing?
person2: she’s a megan!
person1: Oh that makes sense :) .

by sillyBOII January 21, 2020

Megan

told you you cant sit with her

Megan: you can't sit with us
Actally megan, i can't sit anywhere i have ~hemorrhoids~

by wertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm October 9, 2020

Megan

She cares a lot about her friends and family but she can get their feelings hurt.She is very sweet and popular to her friends and family. She'd love to go out for a few drinks. If there is a party going on and she didn't ever come, there wouldn't even be party. She's the center of laughter and she usually gets her way weather it's buying clothes or just playing by her rules. She is the most loyal girl Ive ever met. She is gorgeous. If she doesn't have a boyfriend then I'd be suprised by how pretty she is. She has kikin curves and a fine ass. Great body.

Guy: Where was Megan at that party last night?
other guy:Dude I don't know but that was no party, If it was a party she would've been there.
Guy: True dat.

by colletti November 25, 2011

Megan

Slut that sleeps with her close friends' boyfriends & tries to shack up with their husbands. Has rat like teeth that can easily tear into anything. Eats and thinks about food 24/7. Jealous bitch that needs to hop back on the moral train. In reality she looks like something that escaped from a horror movie. Horrible friend that will do anything to try to stab you in the back to make herself feel better at the end of the day. Dishonest, self centered, sac of crap. A woman who doesn't love herself & feels the need to get in bed with her neighbor’s man to build up her own self-esteem.She's selfish, shallow, immature, and lacks the capacity to be a true friend.

Don't be a MEGAN!

by lol@yourlife January 21, 2015