ass tear

when you butt hole drips crap juice after dropping a load

i dropped the biggest load this morning and i have had ass tears all day.

by jamieboy1996 October 25, 2011

Tequila Tears

1. The act of crying while drinking because one believes that the alcohol will come out of their tears.

2. The act of crying while drinking Tequila. Often due to a broken heart or other such sad occurrences.

1. I wonder if I'll feel sober if I cry tequila tears?

2. Don't cry for him girl, he doesn't even deserve your tequila tears.

by LovLa <3 November 15, 2011

egyptian tear

When someone cries in another person's anus.

Her booty was so fine I gave her an egyptian tear.

by Crabs in a bucket October 10, 2012

Dick-Tear

The extra drip or two of PP after using the bathroom.

Mark: Tom looks like your Dick-Tear leaked threw your pants.

by J-Gill1995 December 6, 2012

Pussy Tears

Noun:

drops of clear, sweet liquid which flow from a vagina when sexually aroused.

N.B. not to be confused with the alternative, "Pussy Tears (Rips)"

e.g. 1

He caressed and stroked her gently, on her way to orgasm, crying pussy tears.

e.g.2

"Mate, she was well wet, you should have seen the pussy tears"

by Agent76 August 12, 2012

women tears

when a women's breasts start leaking milk.

once i was talking to my mom then i noticed she had women tears.

by Snakebeanbagle November 8, 2017

cum tears

The cum that drips from the eyes after blowing a load on someones face and eyes, especially after she has been deep throating and gagging where cum mixes with actual tears secreted by the throated person.

Wipe the cum tears from your face before your boyfriend gets home.

by Bamzamma June 14, 2018