Dream Theater

An amazing Progressive metal band, whom have been going for over 20 years. Not a mainstream band, therefore not very popular or even wellknown to the present public, but kicking ass. Each member proves to be a god at their instrumental talent.

Me - Lo, Do you like Dream Theater?
Person - Dream Who?
Me - Nevermind...

by Rich Seeley iPhoenix September 13, 2005

substitute teachers

1. Wannabe teachers who fill in when regular teachers are unavailable. During strikes, are called SCABs. Usually lost without lesson plans, and serve more as adult supervision than in teaching capacities. If they attempt to teach, they frequently contradict what the regular teacher has taught. Also known as subs.

2. Prostitutes hired for the purpose of teaching uninitiated kids about the birds and the bees by friends orredneck rents who can't figure out any better way to get the lesson across, or perhaps because they want to watch and learn a thing or three themselves.

That sub we had today was a real substitute teacher.

by FridgeRaider May 23, 2004

Onegai teacher

the prequal to Onegai twins

Onegai teacher has some of the hottest anime girls ever :drool:

by Ocean-asshole June 11, 2005

movie theater illusion

Meeting a girl in the movies theaters think she is hot. But then later on When you are exposed to the light see she isn't what you thought she was

Ryan was victim to movie theater illusion that girl looked so hot in the movie but HE shouldnt of made out with her

That girl is so movie theater illusion

by Adam francis trot May 10, 2006

Teachers' Arm

When your Teacher's tricep muscle is flapping in the wind, as she writes on the chalk board.

Check out Mrs.Ferguson's teachers arm. it hangs two inches, and sways back and forth like the Maple tree outside!

by A. coates, D. Ferguson, and Thefatha January 21, 2005

TEACHER!!!!

While telling a sexually charged story, yelling profanities, or sticking waterbottles in you pants have a lookout yell TEACHER!!!!!! when a teacher is near, as not to be beaten with a paddle. FOR BEST effect every one must yell the word AS LOUd and as many times as possible(so you dont look suspicious) and then begin to dance in a robotic fashion

So i stuck a hamster in my ass and heard it scream....
lookout-TEACHER!!!! (everyone stops and dances)

by ahoboinred December 26, 2007

Biology Teacher

Teachers that are typically male oriented, Over-enthusiastic cool people that can shred on the drum set!

"Person A: Hey have you seen our biology teacher rip it out on the drums lately?"

"Person B: No, but I'd fo sho start a band with him"

by robo-dawg October 4, 2009