Imagine this there’s a world where being naked is normalized and at hustle hard athletics chris riina came in coach mikes eye he would say something like”awh fuck nick there’s cum in my eye it’s melting”
by Mikedadike July 7, 2025
Get the Coach Mikemug. The person who taught your girlfriend how to give a Blow Job.
This is usually one of her friends in high school or college, using a banana as the test subject.
Whoever it was, you should thank them.
This is usually one of her friends in high school or college, using a banana as the test subject.
Whoever it was, you should thank them.
by TheFlashSimiValley November 3, 2024
Get the Head Coachmug. when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub
Sauce would have 2 pucks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.
by soggy bacon November 12, 2023
Get the Coach Saleh Victorymug. likes harry potter. eats the wrong kind of pizza and teaches about dead people. probably will give you covid
by rumpelstilskins lover August 21, 2020
Get the coach macmug. by agwright March 25, 2024
Get the COACH STOCKOnmug. A gentrified, corporate-friendly rebranding referring to a reprimand, scolding, or lecture, usually delivered to a low-level employee by their supervisor or other middle-manager.
"Hey Bob, how did your quarterly performance review with Jen go?"
"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."
"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"
"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."
"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"
by Quattrochi November 1, 2022
Get the Coachingmug. by I am a thing November 22, 2021
Get the go coachmug.