Jeanie Weenie

The illusion of an erection caused by the fold or bunch in his jeans.

Brian knew he was safe from touching Justin's penis as he was only tapping his jeanie weenie.

by Gilmore's Uncle April 3, 2010

weenis creeper

the person who randomly strokes your elbow, catching you off guard and feeling a bit molested.

Geez Mark! Don't be such a weenis creeper!

by Sprattikus April 16, 2011

weenie houdini

a person who can do some real magic on the male reproductive organ. in laimens terms, you can make the penis erect and ejaculate semen.. thereof giving him the best orgasm ever!

That girl i fucked last night is a real weenie houdini, you think im kiddin?!?

I feel like I would marry that betch any second if she could satisfy me like a real weenie houdini.

So, you a weenie houdini or what?

by emily and danielle December 9, 2008

skeenie weenie

A phrase used to acknowledge something you previously were unaware of. Mainly used by people with no intelligence and that are dickheads or have serious problems with their testicles as their jeans cut off all blood circulation to them.

Person: You are an absolute dickhead
Dickhead: Skeenie Weenie
Person: Go die

by Scene Hater October 17, 2007

beanie weenie

Protection for a male

beanie weenie

by donald mefford jr. October 2, 2014

Got That Weenie

Performing Or Doing Something Below Standard, or Not Performing To Your Full Ability.
And/Or Someone That Is Weak and/or Not As Tough As Another Person

Man That Fool Got Beat Up, Man He Got That Weenie.
They Lost The The Football Game Because They Got That Weenie.
Why You Acting Like A Punk,You Got That Weenie.

by Goldie The One August 22, 2010

slim weenie

A very thin penis; the cousin of skinny penis.

It's your boy, slim weenie.

by ihaveblueballs November 20, 2016