by Kharomani June 14, 2022
The act of promising something that you know you'll never do.
(Usually avoided by being too tired, or forgetting)
(Usually avoided by being too tired, or forgetting)
Tara:
Hey, if you do this for me...i promise we can have sex tonight!
Me:
Yeah right...its probably a tara promise.
Hey, if you do this for me...i promise we can have sex tonight!
Me:
Yeah right...its probably a tara promise.
by Joshwa7 July 13, 2019
A promise that is made to be kept forever. No matter what the promise will never be broken. It is used for people who have trust issues and people who are simps for their girl/boyfriend. Never think someone is lying when they said forever promise.
Preston ~ I love you. * said to his wife Kristen*
Kristen ~ I love you too baby.
Preston ~ Promise🥺
Kristen ~ Forever promise baby.
Kristen ~ I love you too baby.
Preston ~ Promise🥺
Kristen ~ Forever promise baby.
by SniperGod522 January 19, 2021
An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.
The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.
The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.
Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.
by Juan Moore Beer July 16, 2024
Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.
by Wendysfg June 25, 2023
Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.
by SPrice1980 April 29, 2023
Promise is a very beautiful girl. She has a very big ass and she gets a lot of guys attention with it. She has amazing pussy and she gives amazing blowjobs. Get you a promise. She is very special and goofy when you get to know her.
by jaebaebae June 21, 2023