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promise

It’s something that you make up for. But never ever break.
by promiseyou February 3, 2021
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ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.
*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change
by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025
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dandilion promise

The floral meaning of the dandelion is that it is a gift to a loved one that will provide happiness, simple joy, pure love and is a promise to a partner of total faithfulness.

give a dandilion to someone and make a love related promise

dandelion promises are made too often for a world full of hate, and war
girl: i got you dandilions.. i promise ill always love you

boy: yeah? is that a dandilion promise?

girl: yeah.. //////
by k1ss4ph0bic January 27, 2021
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Avi Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.
"Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was an Avi promise. It's the thought that counts"
by The oll knowing September 6, 2020
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