Skuzzy Onion

A Skuzzy Onion is someone who is nasty and a scrub. Skuzzy Onion can be saw as wearing dirty clothes, Smelling like sex (B.O or any bodily fluid/Odor) and someone who does not take care of themselves.

John: Ew, Whats the smell?
Steve: Sorry dude, I didnt shower yet.
John: Dude your such a skuzzy Onion.

Valeria: Wheres Amber?
Ashley: Oh, you mean Skuzzy Onion?
Valeria: How is she a Skuzzy Onion?
Ashley: Because when she slept over my house last night she smelled like pure sex.

by HilariouslySilent February 23, 2011

scrub the onion

To shower and wash one's balls to get rid of nasty smell.

I just got down running, now i'm going to go scrub the onion.

by RandarXJ7 November 7, 2011

withering onion

A bit of a sad looking vagina/looks like its been battered a bit.

Miss, can you close your legs? Your withering onion is showing.

When you get that one nude and you're just like, is it a vagina, or is it a withering onion...

by TedJeffries February 1, 2018

Onion culture

smallest cult in America (this is very true.)

"Onion culture is 100% the smallest cult in America since it only has .2 followers."

by hammertime123467 February 9, 2019

onion tits

when you jizz your pants after putting dip on a girls boobs to get to first base

Jason had an onion tits moment

by onion1 October 12, 2019

Onion Tea

When you do a reverse tea bag and fart in the other persons eyes causing them to water. ( and in good cases they will actually be tears)

Carl is sleeping i bet he wil wake up if i give him some onion tea

by Delerious420 October 12, 2011

thumping onion

When you see someone you like, and your heart starts thumping quicker.. this happens the same, but just to your onion (a.k.a) pussy

"She's gotta thumping onion for Ken"

by Thumping dogs January 8, 2017