Mum bore

Someone who can only talk about their children and nothing else.

“How are you today?”

“Well Ethan has been awake all night and wasn’t great this morning” = Mum bore

by Kayinsane April 27, 2022

Sticky Mum

A woman who hasn't let motherhood interfere with her love of partying hard. Often seen in parks or cafes at the weekend, wearing sunglasses, swearing profusely and letting her children run wild.

We went to the pub for a quiet Sunday roast, but it was packed full of Sticky Mums and their bloody feral kids.

by Russell Dust May 10, 2018

ralphs mum

The definition of a huge vag. Finding out that yo girl got a vag the size of the chicxulub crater!

Went down on Ralphs mum
Got lost for 62 years

by DrGer June 11, 2020

mum tum

The loose, saggy skin and accompanying fat around a woman's midsection that remains after having a baby, which often persists even after returning to one's pre-pregnancy weight.

British English.

These stretchy high-waisted jeans are great for covering up mum tum!

by araneaeee December 1, 2016

your mum

A dumb joke that idiots use like me.

idiots also use it for roasting people but we all know that won't work

roast: person: boii you look like saggy wet noodles

idiot: like your mum?

by WhoEatDaOreo January 14, 2017

Andrea(mum)

andrea-the best ever. she's a mum and a super hero. She cares for her children and would put them over anything. You may end up having fights and arguments with her but u know she will always be there for you no matter what

definition-Andrea(mum) is my mum she's the best and I love her more than anyone

by Dyl.ross8420 September 23, 2020

Robbie’s Mum

Robbie’s mum is a junkie reprobate that cuts about behind the nisa locals and the jet garages all over Scotland. She loves selling her body for pills and syringes, Robbie’s gran is also Swiss cheese.

Oh my god it’s robbie’s mum!!
She smells like scrumpy jacks, kensitas clubs and herpes!!!! Help!!!

by Cumbum12 April 18, 2023