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Mule

Homely women one coerces into sexual congress to satisfy long standing sexual frustration, usually at 2:00 am after 7 shots of tequila
Pedro took that mule home last night and in the morning hid in his own closet till she finally left.
by Sixgun March 11, 2018
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2000 mules

A reference to the mules given out to the slaves freed at the end of the civil war along with the 30 acres of land per slave. Used by opponents of reparations' for African Americans in the U.S.A.
Bob:

Come on man how can you not support reoperations you racist! My people deserve something for slavery!

Chris:
2000 mules lol

Bob:
Really man?
by Bill_Whitney May 15, 2022
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Whackin the Mule

Beatin your man-meat like it owes you money. Spankin the Wank. Chokin the Chicken. Flogging Your Log. etc.
I'm just sitting here whackin the mule like it owes me money...whatabout you?
by LustyLes March 27, 2013
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Brent Mules

the most awesome person in the universe who can do everything and isn't gay because that would be weird and dumb and by the way deblob 2 is the greatest game ever which should be played a lot
fan 1: hey dude have you seen the newest brent mules video

fan 2:yeah i watched it 3 times the second it came out

fan1: well if you like brent mules so much you should marry him

fan 2:no because being gay is weird and a sin according to jehova

fan 1:agreed

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by deblob3 May 25, 2025
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breeding mule

A woman whose only redeemable trait is the ability to offer sexual pleasure and believes she is interesting because of it
“Did you see Becky twerking last night?” “Dude totally! I pretend she’s funny because she’s my favorite breeding mule”
by Happy Carpet June 1, 2019
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Conspiracy Mule

like "Drug Mule" but against Conspiracy theorists

Plural: Conspiracy Mules
I'm sick and tired of this Conspiracy mule saying something about the so-called Great Reset
by Porg009 January 14, 2024
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Mule Nation

Similar to 'drug state' but when it’s routes are stragetic importance to the trader and transporter.

From the common usage of slang for the term Mule 'A person paid to smuggle drugs' but on a more national or macroeconomic-geopolitcal level.
While a drug state is favoured for it's growth of narcotics within it's borders, a mule nation is a country which encourages the transportation of items (whatever that may be) as it's routes of where it's positioned geopolitically holds trade importance to other sovereign states as a joiner between countries, an investment in a MN would be roads and railways to be build to improve the efficiency of that trade. The positive business of the country is it's usage by other nations to compete.

"A mule nation is a middle-man between drug-states and it's buyers"
by Grasshopperheavy31 September 2, 2015
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