Gamer Cow

A very unattractive female who plays many video games and has no life. The female also never leaves her couch there for she is fat, very fat. The gamer cow generally has acne everywhere and very greasy hair (but not always).

John: Hey guys this girl sounds really hot, I met her on XBOX LIVE.

Guys: Wow really did you see her picture yet?

John: hold on she's sending it now.....

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Everyone: DAMN SHE'S ONE UGLY GAMER COW

by Trynasaurus dotcom April 3, 2011

cow dung

the poops of the cows

cow dung is cows poop
in africa in a village houses are made of cow dung

by riask October 16, 2008

were-cow

A creature that is both a cow and a horse and can change form between them at will. A scourge to western ranchers were-cows are not tasty, fun to ride, or produce milk. They also have been known to develop a taste for human flesh, and are deadly in both cow and horse form. Were-cows can change both cows and horses into were-cows by there bite. Were-cows are spreading. Beware the were-cow menace.

"Hey, wasn't that cow a horse earlier."
"Keep your distance... that isn't a cow, it's a were-cow"

by Statik5 February 3, 2010

soft cow

Mildly aroused. Like a semi-erect penis.

I have soft cow from that skank rubbing my junk.

by Special Que January 4, 2008

Sweater Cow

Fun toys located underneath a sweater.

Damn, G, look at Jane's sweater cows!

by Cory Feldman June 26, 2008

swamp cow

is an ugly fat bitch!!!!!

should we go kick that swamp cow at mcdonalds

by samtheman4808 April 28, 2008

sweater cows

breasts. usually referring to a female wearing a sweater.

that girl has huge sweater cows.

by hank scorpio November 19, 2003