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Tanned Albert

Dipping the end of ones penis into a large tub of fake tan. The desired result being an orange tip to an otherwise white shaft.
Have you heard what Jake has done to his lad ? he dipped it in a vat of st tropez, a propper Tanned Albert / Tangotip
by zuggerpest October 15, 2018
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tan energy

When you have recently spent some time in the sun, have a tan and feel overly confident in your post translucent phase. You are more willing to talk to people, your outgoing side comes out and you general bring good vibes because of the new tan.
Michelle and Rachel had tan energy and met a ton of new friends last nigjt
by Annavibes April 4, 2023
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Paddlers tan

A suntan pattern on the hands unique to those who paddle kayaks and surfskis. The back of the hand is very tanned by the sun up to the knuckle and then from the knuckles to the tips of the fingers much lighter because those parts of the fingers wrap under the paddle and are not exposed to the same amount of direct sunlight.
That guy who surfskis alot has a noticeable paddlers tan.
by Paddleguy June 29, 2020
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tomato tan

A term used by people who have spent too long in the sun without suncream, aka. an extreme case of sunburn.
"Dude that's a sick tomato tan! How long were you out there?"
"Eight hours."
by robbo6124 August 20, 2009
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jason tan

Big fat boiiiii vro
Jason tan means that hes so chilled and and he says vro a lot
by Ya boii Jason May 29, 2017
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Raven Tan

A Tall Boy, Chinese, and like to play Basketball. He is an Apple Peasant
Person: Who is an apple peasant?
Person 2: Raven Tan
by ImNotHimBTW November 2, 2019
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Permanent tan

Did you see Stacy’s new boyfriend he had a permanent tan. Her father is so upset.
by Rube18 June 29, 2019
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