Don't Cross the Streams

ITS A GHOSTBUSTERS REFERENCE

"Don't cross the streams, lol!"
"isn't that about peeing at urinals?"
"no wtf"

Don't Cross the Streams by ReedABook September 3, 2020

You can't beat the Internet 

A phrase that means if a person tries to prove something with the Internet.

Guy 1: I don't think it's bad to eat late at night.

Guy 2: It says in here that it is bad. You might gain weight too.

Guy 1: I don't care, it's just some random website.

Guy 2: Man, it's the Internet. You can't beat the Internet.

Guy 1: I guess you're right.

You can't beat the Internet by Lolquoi February 21, 2011

You ain’t got the dough 

Another terminology for your behind is broke.

‘Dang it that bag is 30 dollars. I’m 20 dollars short.’
‘GURLL I got you I know you ain’t got the dough.’

You ain’t got the dough by LoloFab🤪 December 25, 2018

don't push the button

Don't wuss out or don't quit. It's originally referring to don't push the vagina button, but was shortened due to the presence of girls around.

Mark, it's your turn to ride a mattress behind the car. Don't push the button.

don't push the button by cliffard z September 25, 2008

Don't Feed the Bears 

A phrase clearly stating, "Don't Feed the Bears" this rule is best followed if one cares about his or her puny pathetic life. Otherwise just screw it, feed the friggin' bear.

"Billy! I said not to feed the bears!"
"but pa'"
"No! Not buts, this is the last time i get you a fake body part!"

Don't Feed the Bears by for all you know its "Bill" March 17, 2005

where the sun don't shine 

Seattle, Washington - a city rumored to have limitless precipitation

The man had a few extra crates of umbrellas, so I told him to stick them where the sun don't shine.

where the sun don't shine by pengpeng September 20, 2007

can't hit the broad side of a barn 

You fuckin missed man.

Damn homie, u ain't funna hit da broad side of da barn

can't hit the broad side of a barn by tombo May 13, 2005