When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.
Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”
by BradTheChad June 18, 2018
Always known for being used and a slave. She is always trying to find rich guys (gold digger) and will always be poor. If your her brother your life will be terrible. Susan will be unsuccessful and will work at a sweatshop when she grows up. She is hated by everyone
That Unlucky Susan Xiao get outta here.
by Mystery2002 July 30, 2017
Slippy Susan, is someone who slipps alot while under the influence.( ex: Did you see Dave lastnight, man he sure was a Slippy Susan.) So if you see someone slippy like susan, holler it out! Slippy Susaaan!
-Did you see Dave lastnight, man he sure was a Slippy Susan.
- When someone is spilling their drink, Slippy Susan.
- Someone screws something up, they Slippy Susaned it!
- When someone is spilling their drink, Slippy Susan.
- Someone screws something up, they Slippy Susaned it!
by Breet Master! February 05, 2010
"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024
"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024
by Lokmann October 06, 2018
Alcoholic cocktail - 1 part warm beer, 2 parts spaghetti and ketchup, and a splash of perjury. Also known as the Date Rape Daiquiri. Best served to someone already blackout drunk.
She should have known she'd end up with a privileged prick on top of her after he drank four Susan Collins drinks.
by Feral Feminist October 08, 2018