Shannon

Noun meaning unnecessary stress and anxiety.

I experienced a lot of Shannon when I thought I had herpes. Turned out to just be razor burn.

by hsm_herpyderpy October 23, 2019

Shannon

A Shannon is a crazy manipulative woman that doesn’t care who she steals from or hurts she thinks very highly of herself which is great for her

Oh my gosh she’s being a shannon

by Jackilin February 4, 2023

Shannon

When you lose 5 NFL fantasy matches in a row

so you lost again aye, thats 5 in a row.. man you had a shannon

by gebangers October 9, 2023

Shannon

Someone who is unable to perform skill moves on pro clubs.

Come on cunt. Stop doing skills. Stop doing a shannon ya nut.

by Stop doing skills cunt June 13, 2018

circling over Shannon

expression, Irish English.

When an individual stalls for time in order to appear somewhat sober when in reality, they likely are far from sober.
Based on a diplomatic incident in Shannon, Ireland on September 30, 1994 where a heavily inebriated Boris Yeltsin circled over Shannon Airport for an hour on his aircraft, before landing and refusing to come off for a while before emerging, seemingly sober but only if you didn't look too closely.

"Ah, but surely we can go now. If we stall much longer, his da will think we're both circling over Shannon!"

by S. J. M. November 18, 2023

miles shannon

very cool big black cock money man

miles shannon hes a nigger with a nigger freind

by miles_2009 September 22, 2023

Shannonisms

Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game

Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!

by WyldOzzy July 2, 2020