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Nick Forbes has only seen the boys 1 time in the last like 5 weeks, he has been a SIMP for this female.
by xXxHorSExCOP July 1, 2020
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A man who is married or otherwise easily manipulated by women.
Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.
by Objective-Reason Daddy March 17, 2022
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It is a lot more complicated than a guy liking a girl despite what annoying ass internet kids tell you. In reality it’s when a guy donates to a girl online because he thinks she’s hot. Stop misusing this word or I’m nocap gonna lose my shit
Oh that guy has a crush on a girl? THAT DOESENT MEAN HE’S A FUCKIN SIMP
by Qippyy January 9, 2021
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She simps to hard
by Your girl 2 February 13, 2021
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Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy

A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.

Not. Cool. Dude.
Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
by GummoG June 17, 2019
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A person who is in extreme obsession with another person (commonly a celebrity).
Simp: I run nine fan accounts for (insert subject)! Not only that, I also have watched every full live-stream twice, lipsync their dialogue, and buy anything they offer.
Other person: You're a simp...
by Ann-is-a-simp October 26, 2020
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What's the name of that simp over there?
Oh him, that's John.
by jdogisasimp November 10, 2020
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