Psycho

1. The kind of person the mainstream media has told you to stay away from.
2. A person that will ruin your life by infecting you with their personal problems.
3. Someone who will make you less perfect by means of secret magical rituals. They will make you: a. Lose your spouse, b. Lose your job, c. Lose your reputation, d. Lose your credit rating, e. Lose your house, f. Lose your self-control, g. Lose all of your other friends, h. Get you in trouble with the law, i. Get you arrested, j. Persuade you to do things you would never do, k. Lose your mind, l. Get you locked up, m. Make you feel like Mommy and Daddy don't love you any more. n. Destroy everything you ever worked for.
4. A person who has problems and is not perfect.
5. A person who didn't take their Adderall.
6. The guy in the Hitchcock movie who killed that woman in the shower.
7. Dexter and the American Psycho.
8. Psychopaths, narcissists, sociopaths, Hector Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs.
9. A worthless sad sack who lost their job since COVID-19.
10. All of the above, and add in anyone you don't like. They're all the same.

If you meet a psycho on the road, don't just kill him. He may come back to life as a skinwalker and haunt you forever. You have to spirit-kill psychos. A good way to do this is to always call the police on anyone you suspect of being a psycho. Any local news on any channel can tell you just who these people are, why you should be afraid of them, and what products you should buy to ward off their evil magical powers. Buy, buy, buy.

by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022

psycho muckler

A human that consumes EXTREME amounts of food to the point where it affects their health. A Psycho Muckler is typically hungry every 20-30 minutes, and can eat 3 times the amount that normal people can. In some cases, they will Kill just to Muckle some food.

JohnnyTech: “You wanna hangout with Tech later?” CheeseTech: “Nah dog, he’s a Psycho Muckler. Last time I hungout with him he ate Culvers, canes, and steak in shake in less than 3 hours.”

by HatredOfTheWeak15 December 15, 2024

Psycho Geek

Wanting some gadget so badly that you check every day for news, videos or reviews even though you know is not out on the market.

Last night I stayed up until 5:00 a.m. just to see the new I Phone conference I'm such a psycho geek.

by ilkub May 31, 2014

Psycho psychic

people think they're really psychic and there really kind of crazy so I call him psycho psychics. They want to be special and they want to run your life there psycho psychics.

talked to that girl/guy again that psycho psychic and she's predicting my future damn psycho psychics out there !

by Thornova April 13, 2020

Psycho nugget 3000

This was taken down by the fbi
“You know to much, I know where you live”

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by Joe mama ate you February 12, 2021

psycho godfather wars

A fictional movie mentioned within Sanders Sides.

R: Hitchcoppolucas! Director of Psycho Godfather Wars!

by anonymous November 1, 2023

psycho awareness day

this happens on October 17, it’s a day to raise awareness for all the psychos in the world

Person 1: Hey, did you know it’s psycho awareness day?
Person 2: No i didn’t

Person 1: They created this day because most psychos were born in October
Person 2: That is very creepy

by aisuegbek October 13, 2019