A chubby pudgy guy who often smiles with joy and delight when farting in the presence of others. Fat Neil often uses strange words and noises which he created to ward off evil lionesses trying to attack his dark mane of fart. While grunting these noises and words, a sponge like creature appears out of his constantly sore muscles to attack the nearest dirty and winging derp.
Guy 1: hey have you seen this new kid?
Guy 2: yeah look at those cheeks he must be a Fat Neil!
Guy 1: the derps better watch out for his spongy monster!
Guy 2: yeah look at those cheeks he must be a Fat Neil!
Guy 1: the derps better watch out for his spongy monster!
by A swan in bread May 20, 2014

by Hiitzanabella April 19, 2020

Girl 1: Did you hear about Adam and Steve? They were Neil Patrick Harris'ed!
Girl 2: They were what?
Girl 1: They had a surrogate who had twins and both Adam and Steve were biologically the father of one baby.
Girl 2: They were what?
Girl 1: They had a surrogate who had twins and both Adam and Steve were biologically the father of one baby.
by teddybear+mermaid June 19, 2014

by Nate Hernandez November 25, 2018

The most stupid fucking bitch ever. The most overrated piece of shit to ever Grace this goddamn earth.
Yo, Neil’s a bitch.
by Omammy October 22, 2020

Neil is a crazy boy. Very weird. He does not know how to dress and wears weird white jacket. He loves dancing with girls in clubs. He is like a prince but an oriental one. He lives in villas in Morocco.
by princewilly November 22, 2021
