by Xceed Skipper January 5, 2019
Get the Hidden Missilemug. Feeding a girl an assload of beans then arming her with a buttplug. Wait for the pressure to build, aim, then fire Macsquisie!
by Beandolf March 20, 2025
Get the Oil Missilemug. by P90 Killer January 1, 2012
Get the Missile Podedmug. by Ingborg March 1, 2024
Get the Alabama Mud Missilemug. A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.
After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.
by SaniElet March 26, 2021
Get the Guided missilemug. The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.
Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.
Yeah, I heard it from next door.
by aiwefal April 30, 2025
Get the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosionmug. by Partsdriver August 4, 2022
Get the Cruise missilemug.