jungle fever

A terrible syndrome that has afflicted many caucasian women. They have some type of unfinished business with their fathers which makes them crave the black man's meat stick. This typically results in the eventual death of the subject. Size really does matter to these overweight, stringy haired sugar mamas. They generally work in Human Resource type jobs.

"Oh my God, Ellen has jungle fever. Did you see her walking bow-legged when that Tyrone guy brought her back from lunch?"

by Running out of patience February 13, 2008

Jungle Fever

When a white bitch want some of that good ol' black shlong & when a white nigga want some of that banging black coochie

"Samantha that black dicking I got last night was Clutch I sooo have jungle fever now"

by Buckiebadass January 27, 2014

lipstick jungle

When a guy goes down on a girl and she doesn't tell him she has her period.

Dude 1: Yo, what's that on your face?
Dude 2: Aww shit, I was struck by the lipstick jungle.

by Lola928 April 27, 2014

Rough In The Jungle

A term used to describe something of a displeasing nature.

Possible origins reside in the the phrase 'rough' and 'sleeping rough'

Made popular by the band prodigy in the track Ruff In The Jungle Bizness

"Betty, that pie you baked was Rough In The Jungle"

by MagicMonkey January 7, 2008

Jungle fever

When a white male shows a very sexual interest black females

White guy 1: My gf's name is Sarah, hot ass blond with a tight ass.
White guy 2: My gf's name is Lisa a brunette.

White guy 3: My gf's name is Latoya, she got a fat ass!

White guy 1 and 2: lol you got jungle fever!

White guy 3: so fucking what!(beats both there asses and gets laid later on that night with gf.)

by Jake13th September 11, 2010

Welcomed To The Jungle

Being completely unprepared for a situation and making it very apparent you are neither prepared nor capable of functioning in a particular capacity

Professor: Jim can you please tell me the answer to problem 3?
Jack: ummm.... errr.... well you see.... this one confused me...
Jake (Jack's friend): Welcome to the Jungle Jack
Jack: Damn it. Yeah I got welcomed to the jungle.

by welcomedtothejungle April 15, 2011

jungle bungle

(adj) A adjective commonly used to describe people that are frustrating or have type 4 diabetes. Often used as an expressive phrase like "HECK" or "FRICK" or "I'M GONNA BLAST MYSELF"

Person 1: I have type 20 diabetes!
Person 2: You JUNGLE BUNGLE !
Person 1: WHO ( gets blasted )

by chunglemaster90000 October 19, 2017