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jamaican car wash

the act of a girl taking a shit on your chest, then smearing it on you with her breasts
dude, last night chelsea gave me a jamaican car wash, it was fucking sick.
by paulthecomet May 28, 2010
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Jaja jamaican man sussy baka

A very bizare individual that likes cock and likes listening yo gay music
A jaja jamaican man sussy baka It smells weird and like pp
by Nuhtti May 24, 2021
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18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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boss ass stoner rastafarian jamaican penguin.

A fucking self explanatory stuffed penguin that you get that the OC fair. ( only if you are a real one)
Damn , I thought you were joking. I didn't know you had a "Boss Ass Stoner Rastafarian Jamaican penguin."
by ☹️ August 30, 2017
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The iconic line that both Mark Lee (NCT 127) and Zhāng Yìxīng (Lay) sing in "Let's Shut Up & Dance" by Jason Derulo ft. NCT 127 and Lay, which is also a total bop.
Come and show me somethin’, come on, come on
Jamaican girls wanna blow it down, my asian girls wanna work it out
Turn around, don't talk shh, hush ma
by newtonwonnie February 25, 2019
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Jamaican half n' half

The act of a woman sucking on a mans testicles while he simultaneously urinates and defecates creating a showering effect that half covers the woman in urine and half in feces.
Angelica went out and got a Jamaican half n' half from her buddy Xander.
by ButtDartsWorldChamp January 29, 2024
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Jamaican Backpack

In order to smuggle marijuana an individual places a bag of weed in another's anus and then pounds it in with his penis.
In order to get weed out of the Caribbean, Turbo gave Austin a Jamaican Backpack.
by ajmurphy October 19, 2018
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