That will happen when pigs fly

A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.

“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

What happens when your losing air

So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.

so on tuesday i got my balls tickled by an angel What happens when your losing air

by i love mi balls tickled June 4, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

That never happened

A phrase used After being caught out cheating on an exam. Caught Red handed cheating but you continue to deny it to the point of believing your own lies.

The headmaster of my old college caught me out but I just told him that never happened. He won't believe my lies but I dont have the guts to admit the truth. Does that make me a weasel? Who cares im not even sorry.

by Kempt September 17, 2020

If I DO Not change My Mind Then It will Happen

If I DO Not change My Mind Then It will Happen

If I DO Not change My Mind Then It will Happen

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025

see what happened was

What you say when you're asked what happened and your answer is longer than the complete US coast line.

When asked by her mother why she was two hours past curfew she said "see what happened was" and three hours later her mother wished she had just acted like she didn't notice her daughters tardiness and stayed in bed.

by Muffinbutt69 July 16, 2021

Not what I said or what happened

And that is another example of them using "me calling into question whether or not something was the case" and attributing it to me as a claim I made or what actually happened. This time it's bringing up the 30 rock episode I myself invoked and then saying "Yeah, actually, that's what actually happened. It was the thing you said." These people are not serious actors and want nothing more than to take things away from people. Their position on the matter at hand is ALWAYS contingent on something I've said previously. They agree on it beforehand. And coming from a political party that is little more than chanting slogans and screeching in the streets, they are doing a lot to mask how shrill they are actually being. And that's all this is. Upity liberals whose entire personality is sarcasm, being shrill because they want people to get away with stealing from or harming me. Because instead of stopping school shootings like me... They were doing THIS to me. They waited YEARS for it. You are not the consequences of my actions. You are trying to provoke and action out of me and I'd you want it to be anything other than child murder you are going to be sorely disappointed. And if not...

Hym "Not what I said or what happened. This nothing more using what I said to craft a narrative for the sole purpose making me fail. These people need to be dismissed. They aren't taking any of this seriously and yet, for some reason, expect me to do what they will not. They do not think they personally will be negatively affected by what they are doing to me here and if it's YOU and not me they are going to have nothing for your other than Sam Sedar's rehearsed 'I'm sorry I didn't know.' But he DID know. They all knew because I told them. They did as much as possible to obfuscate what is actually the case and who I actually am and they want to be rewarded for doing that. Why waste time sifting through what are clearly not-so-carefully constructed that all involve using my own words against me? Why even indulge them? And are you going to indulge them when they do it to you?"

by Hym Iam October 10, 2025