gooch quake

when you stick the dick in so hard the balls slap so hard against the gooch they start quaking

evan: yo my girl got the gooch quake last night

friends in unicen: hell yea boy

by GoochQuaker June 20, 2020

Trench Gooch

Like trench foot, but for your gooch if you're wading around waist deep in trench water

"Oh man, catch a whiff of my trench gooch!"

by bowsersgoochcrust January 11, 2021

Gooch-Off

The liquid excreted from your ass that accumulates and flows down your gooch.

Damn, that gooch-off was tasty as hell.

by tommyboy69420 March 9, 2021

Gooch-Sling

A clever device using duct tape and a 1/3 full plastic bag of alcohol that is slung over a man's junk to avoid security at college sporting events. It resembles a loincloth with tape around the waist to hold it up.

Fratboy 1: How bromine, it's 3pm how are you still drunk right now?

Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.

by WilburWild December 3, 2010

Gooch deodorant

Deodorant put between your ball sack and asshole to prevent sweating and disgusting stench.

Yesterday in gym class, I put my gooch deodorant on becuase my bal, sack was sticking to my leg.

by Bluewaffledude October 26, 2011

Gooch Syndrome

This is where no matter how much you shower or wash up, your fingers and face smells like Gooch!

Andy "Good morning!"

Pam "Get in the bathroom and TAKE a shower, you freaking smell like Gooch!!"

Andy " I already did take a shower."

Pam " You have Gooch syndrome!"

by Ling ling 2013 September 8, 2013

cycler's gooch

When you ride your bike too much and your gooch hurts

Man I've been smoking too much meth, I've been riding my bike to burn the energy and I've got a bad case of "cycler's gooch", now my gooch is sore and bruised, I need to buy a softer seat that has a less phallic shape.

by sambo0414 June 18, 2014