David has light brown hair. David has the bluest eyes that you can keep staring into and lose track of time. David has a great personality and most likely does a martial art. David’s voice and smile are the greatest thing and you just can’t wait to see him and he is the highlight of your day. David has a lot of jokes and some of them are dirty.
by tkdmasterright September 19, 2018
Get the Davidmug. A man who has lost 300 dollars or more in madden;
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions
by Maddenking71985 June 22, 2022
Get the Davidismmug. A slim and dumb person and the only 2 things they say are “Aw Seriously” and “No” and doesn’t like to see sunrises. Originates from the popular 2010 reality show on YouTube “Battle For Dream Island”.
by Salt0727 October 21, 2018
Get the Davidmug. This is the most unoriginal name in the universe's history. The Davids in this universe are the most boring and naive people in this society. They might look nice and innocent, but trust me they're not. They might be funny sometimes, but sometimes they piss the fu** out of everyone. At first, they might also appear great at studies but trust me they aren't very good. But tbh, they are good. They get bullied sometimes and they control their emotions really well. A David will do anything for his friends, and he is trustworthy. If you don't have a David in your life, trust me you haven't lived your life yet. Everyone needs a David. The reason I wrote this definition was that I was mad at a David in my life. But I've realized that he has a really good sense of humour and has been a really good friend to me. So I hope you liked me too and byeeeeee
by The god of the cycle of life July 1, 2020
Get the Davidmug. A sexy man with a 9-foot wang. Recognized for his weird puns and his annoying personality. Sometimes considered a dick.
(How's that even possible..?)
(How's that even possible..?)
by well then ._. June 7, 2018
Get the Davidmug. Highest level dick head. if your name is David you like Star Wars, anime, and or the maze runner series
David, your a dick head
by Niggerasshole March 4, 2019
Get the Davidmug. david is so amazing everyone loves him. his discord has nice tittys made by jackson everyone loves his mom too she is cute hahahahahahahaa. he is so gangsetr and has a really amazing ass he is also really bad at roblox bc he thinks its fortnite lol. he resembles jesus without the beard. he is a good memer too and is in love with a small asian man named ryan. we love him more tho
Guy: whoa dude why you are acting like david
Dude: bc i am useless and he is powerful
Mom: hail david!!!
Me: did you hear about the guy who banged my mom and sister?
Jack: wow that guy is such a david
Dude: bc i am useless and he is powerful
Mom: hail david!!!
Me: did you hear about the guy who banged my mom and sister?
Jack: wow that guy is such a david
by ilovedavid29 July 16, 2018
Get the davidmug.