An urban cougar with modified standards. Sexy body from working out, proper nutrition, great clothes with a face younger than her age; has her own bank, and has class. Never preys but descretely reveils availablity to socially equal men, that are significantly younger. Pisses off younger women when they wanna snag a guy who is great material. Avoids all contact with men with ball caps, beer guts, and the need for bond money. Doesn't want anything that eats or shits to be in her house for more than six hours. Makes sure her boy toy leaves with everything he came with, but never with her key. Lives with the one person she mosted wanted to - herself. Sexually exclusive is a requirement and gets tested, and may ask the same of her boy toy. Doesn't care what he does, as long as he doesn't wander in unexpected or with an STD. She is in her sexual prime, owns great lingerie and heels and isn't afraid to use them - even in the shower. She wants his phone # for a booty call not a well being check. She enjoys her life, family, and friends and quickly shuts out anyone who could interrupt that. The toy needs to exit with the same enthusiasm as he came in with, not linger as if it were an obligation, and have a tongue that can really kiss, eat pussy and the pierce, is a bonus. Wants something with plenty of freaky that can really put it on her, will go away but comes on demand or own accord. Out for her own.
"The way that last hook up ran my digits all the time, I could use me a suburban cougar next time out.
by suburban cougar June 23, 2007
Get the suburban cougar mug.adj. Means anything you want it to. You can use it as a substitute for any of your favorite insults or cursewords, without the person your insulting having any idea of what your actually calling them out on. Often used to describe a person who's a tool.
A gougar is a goofy cougar.
A gougar is a goofy cougar.
by Little Brian September 5, 2008
Get the Cougar mug.A classic performance/luxury car manufactured by Ford Motor Company, under the Mercury nameplate. A sister to the Ford Thunderbird and originally designed to directly compete with the Chevrolet Corvette. One of the last comfortable American RWD V8 automobiles available, until 1999, when it was replaced by an ugly, underperforming, four and six cylinder hatchback.
by Joshman June 11, 2006
Get the mercury cougar mug.During sex, when a woman is on top and she moves up and down on a penis she moves up far enough that the penis is out of the vagina then she drops back down onto it repeatedly. This can be a dangerous move because if the penis is bent instead of reentering the vagina it can cause serious injury.
Damn, that chick was hopping up and down so fast and hard on my cock that she did a flying cougar.
She was on top and so wild that her flying cougar made me cum like I never have.
She was on top and so wild that her flying cougar made me cum like I never have.
by Bucko McCane December 16, 2006
Get the flying cougar mug.A barracks cougar is much like a barracks bunny, only older like mom or grandma status. Usually in their early 30's late 40's.
Marine 1: Dude! That chick is old enough to be my mom why is she in the BRKS?
Marine 2: She's A Barracks Cougar!
Marine 2: She's A Barracks Cougar!
by AwesomeNess One April 16, 2010
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yep, after that she totally cougar clogged my toilet. Now I'm waiting on a plumber!
yep, after that she totally cougar clogged my toilet. Now I'm waiting on a plumber!
by vpamelectricman July 13, 2010
Get the Cougar Clog mug."Did you see that cougar i left the bar with last night?"
"yeah, how did that go?"
"She had the nicest cougar trench ive ever been in."
"yeah, how did that go?"
"She had the nicest cougar trench ive ever been in."
by Muse One September 24, 2009
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