Bearded Wazzy

The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.

Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.

by GKBDB January 12, 2010

Johnson Beard

Pubic hair that has grown longer than one's right thumb.

Dude, my Johnson beard looks like the Amazon jungle during the summer

by Mr. handfart January 10, 2011

Fecal Beard

When someone doesn't wash their hands after pooping and then puts their hands on your face.

Sally, please don't rub the stubble on my face if you haven't washed your hands after going #2, because you've now given me a fecal beard and I have to disinfect my face.

by jennacola March 8, 2013

Goat beard

Noun

A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.

Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.

#pubes #mons pubis #vulva #yoni

"My hair down there is so straight, it looks like a goat beard.

by Aurora Blew March 11, 2017

beard Squad

A sqaudron of elite of men who possess the means to grow abnormal beards of great lengths. Most men are flabbergaseted by the length and girth to these mens beards. They also possess the means to party for massive amounts of time, and can usually be heard throughout yelling "Beard Squad"

We just drank that whole bucket of juice, BEARD SQUAD!

Hey man I just got a case of beer, BEARD SQUAD!
I just found my wallet, BEARD SQUAD!
Lets go to the beer store, BEARD SQUAD!

by thebah87 February 24, 2011

Bearded Pepper

The result of copulation between a man and a cursed corpse. The man's penis takes on the appearance of a hairy jalapeno.

Origin: The condition was first mentioned on the podcast "Learning to Curse with Adam & Chuck", where it is used as a recurring joke.

Person 1 Hey, bro... how do you cure a bearded pepper?

Person 2 There is no cure... that's what you get for being a necrophiliac.

by Learningtocurse August 28, 2018

Schrodinger’s beard

When someone has a sizable amount of facial hair, but it still cannot be considered a beard. Usually common in high school boys and reddit moderators.

Person 1: I cant tell if that guy has a beard or not
Person 2: Yeah. He’s got a Schrodinger’s beard

by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023