balloon condom

A person whose penis is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective

"So tell me Jane, how was your date night with Tim last night?"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 2, 2017

balloon twisting

Balloon twisting is when clowns use otherwise shapeless balloons of various colors to construct amusing and somewhat abstract sculptures representative of animals or other common objects.

I hired a clown to do some balloon twisting. He twisted them so hard.

by severaltimes July 19, 2010

Spoody Balloon

A condom

Oh shit, the spoody balloon broke!

by Liptondipper June 12, 2018

Balloon Knot

An asshole

Last night I chewed on Sandra's Balloon Knot so long I think she had a seizure.

by thedickfacedwonder May 7, 2018

Balloon Knot

Pulling out and leaving the condom in the booty hole while clenching therefore creating the “Balloon Knot”

Guy 1: what did you guys get up to last night?
Guy 2: ay yo, I balloon knotted my girl

by thErealCooleditor July 8, 2019

balloon poodle

Twisting your cock and balls into a balloon poodle

I was so bored that i let my gf balloon poodle me.

by 69niglord April 22, 2018

cum balloon

when you ejactualate in a balloon and then shove it up someone's ass to impregnate them without losing your prized viginity

oh I'm a dad now

but your a virgin

yeah I used a cum balloon

by russian mafia boss lvl 99 March 18, 2021