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bendy anus

A man with an anus that is hard to penetrate due to several bends in the flesh on the inside.

Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.

"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
by turdburglar2 October 5, 2013
mugGet the bendy anusmug.

anus burping

The act of sucking in air via the butthole, and forcefully expelling the air out of the anus in the form of a fart. The buttocks is normally raised in the air during the process and excessive anus burping may result in sharts.
by Jamal bagelsauce July 16, 2014
mugGet the anus burpingmug.

donut anus

Similar to a puffy anus. An anus that's shaped like a big donut.
"did you see that bloke's undercarriage?"

"No, was it hot?"

"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."
by Jaliscoball June 27, 2023
mugGet the donut anusmug.

Schroedingers Anus

A theory that describes that you can never be certain that you yourself have ever shat if you haven't seen your own anus while shitting.
"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"
by Marsl March 18, 2020
mugGet the Schroedingers Anusmug.

Anus Rocket

Eww, you're so anus rocket right now.
by chinggg chongg September 29, 2014
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anus mangler

One who fucks an ass so hard it becomes mangled and broken.
Girl:Jimmy and I tried Anal last night, he's a real Anus Mangler!
by Packofblow March 26, 2017
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