Someone who goes to the gym and is stronger than most people. They don’t actually have any courage or skill at anything. Instead of actually socializing with people, they just keep working out hoping a girl will somehow magically appear in their life. They’ve never actually learned how to fight either, they think they can just bench press an opponent to death (which might actually work, not completely counting it out, but they’d probably lose to an mma fighter). Anyways, being a true alpha male takes a lot more than just lifting weights. Do you have people skills? Are you actually brave, or just strong? Can you outsmart people? Are you a leader or just a meathead? Sorry, but being strong doesn’t make you an alpha, it’s just one part of the mix of a lot of variables.
Person 1: “You know, I just have a super alpha male personality.”
Person 2: “Really? Cuz you live at your mom’s house and can’t pull a girlfriend. Maybe it’s time you go to college and get out of the comfort zone of your local 24 hour fitness.”
Person 2: “Really? Cuz you live at your mom’s house and can’t pull a girlfriend. Maybe it’s time you go to college and get out of the comfort zone of your local 24 hour fitness.”
by stop playing cod and grow up November 14, 2019
Get the Alpha Malemug. where 'alpha' is a unit of measurement for the width of a spreadsheet, a 'one alpha' is a small spreadsheet. ie it only uses the columns A through Z or less. expressed in notation as 1A.
the term is also adapted to larger spreadsheets, eg two alpha (2A), five alpha (5A), etc., and it is worth noting that excel 2007 can accommodate slightly more than a six hundred and thirty alpha spreadsheet (which is technically a six hundred and thirty one alpha), because six hundred and thirty two alpha is just being ridiculous.
the term is also adapted to larger spreadsheets, eg two alpha (2A), five alpha (5A), etc., and it is worth noting that excel 2007 can accommodate slightly more than a six hundred and thirty alpha spreadsheet (which is technically a six hundred and thirty one alpha), because six hundred and thirty two alpha is just being ridiculous.
eg: the numbers are pretty clear; i'll have a one alpha to you by lunch
or
here in the Business Services Unit the standard is one alpha
or
here in the Business Services Unit the standard is one alpha
by ESP within the Force July 17, 2011
Get the one alphamug. The best seagull to ever walk/fly upon/above planet Earth. He can only be described by the words majestic, valiant, and positively sensual. He is the leader of his seagull pack, he commands demons, he is the reincarnation of Satan. He is much larger than the other seagulls, has rustled hair, orange tinted eyes, and is almost completely white, making him far superior to his avian cohorts. He flies funny due to the fact that he is so damn humongous that gravity should pull his ass to the ground, but he can even resist the forces of natural because of he is that freaking awesome. Worship him, fear him, but do not deny him the cafeteria fries that he so desires.
Bob: Damn that seagull is giant!
Joe: That is not just any seagull, that's Alpha Dick!
Carlos: Quick, throw your fries and run away before he steals your soul!
Joe: That is not just any seagull, that's Alpha Dick!
Carlos: Quick, throw your fries and run away before he steals your soul!
by shanignig69 February 8, 2013
Get the Alpha Dickmug. Code speak to alert others who are 'in the know' that an attractive person is approaching or is present. There are several variations, including replacing Tango with the following : Bravo, Gamma, Delta, Kappa, or any other common Military themed word with Greek/Latin roots.
Fast Food Employee #1 : Dude, Alpha Tango drive. Alpha Tango drive.
Fast Food Employee #2 : (purposefully walks past drive through window and glances at person in vehicle) Affirmative. Alpha Tango drive confirmed.
Fast Food Employee #1 : Roger, confirmation recieved.
Fast Food Employee #1 & #2 : (high five each other)
Fast Food Employee #2 : (purposefully walks past drive through window and glances at person in vehicle) Affirmative. Alpha Tango drive confirmed.
Fast Food Employee #1 : Roger, confirmation recieved.
Fast Food Employee #1 & #2 : (high five each other)
by blackholepcs July 7, 2009
Get the Alpha Tangomug. by luxerxyz September 8, 2022
Get the Alpha Malemug. by Jok Zunderlat November 18, 2020
Get the Gen Alphamug. Alpha raccoon (max) - max is a gay lord who likes to do it in the bum with raccoons his special talent is to steal really bad memes from other meme accounts and post them on his page, max is a faggot with a bad temper and also really sexist.
by Tay and sav January 5, 2020
Get the Alpha raccoonmug.