Buffer Person

That one guy or girl that keeps you from being either heterosexual or homosexual.
Josh: Hey, do you want to go the strip club tonight
Patrick: Nah, I'll just sit here and watch gay porn.
Josh: Well, Danielle is going to meet us for dinner afterwards.
Patrick: If Danielle's going to be there then I'm going for sure.
Josh: She sounds like your Buffer Person.
by TheMinecraftPlaya June 12, 2013
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Personal Nerd

Personal Nerd is a combination of tutor and personal assistant. It is a recent and rapidly growing addition to shadow education. Personal Nerds provide supplementary assistance outside of mainstream education system. Unlike tutors that are provided for a student wants to study at home or is struggling in a subject, Personal Nerds are hired to assist in managing workload, check completed works and give feedback to facilitate quick and efficient learning.
My Personal Nerd taking care of my college workload
by edu.bot March 27, 2017
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personal uniform

a standardized wardrobe cultivated autonomously by the wearer/user. A personal uniform promotes consistency and commitment to ownership of clothing and wear, reducing waste of material, energy and time.
Mel: Hey Toni want to go shopping at Forever 21 on Saturday?
Toni: No thanks, I have a personal uniform.

Sydney: Ugh! I have nothing to wear.
Erin: Are you sure about that? What about those black slacks that look great on you?
Sydney: I wore them yesterday. I can't wear them again.
Erin: Says who? You probably care more about what you wear than others.
Sydney: Maybe you're right. I could pair them differently.
Erin: That's the spirit! A personal uniform are practical garments that serve you first and help you save time and energy.
by NovemberAlphaTango November 27, 2015
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carrot person

TRUMPEDY MCTRUMP LORD OF THE TRUMP CARROT PEOPLE
by BANANATRUMP November 06, 2017
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took it personal

When MJ takes something personal you know you are about to get a 50 bomb dropped on your head.
Dang when MJ took it personal he dropped a 50 bomb.
by King panter March 30, 2022
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texting person

someone (most probably emotionally unavailable) who relies on electronic forms of communication with other people...sometimes even afraid to talk on the phone...perhaps someone who wants to hide something (e.g. beaing a cheater)
Please do not text me, I am not a texting person. Can you please call me when you are ffree?
by Bartholomew78 January 01, 2012
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person 4

doesn't exist
person 1 hi person 2 3 and 4
person 2 who is person 4?
person 3 I think person 2 forgot his meds
by vanilla8989 November 26, 2021
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