Thanksgiving

A four day “shock and awe” (q.v.) ritual of masochistic excess designed to torture Americans into some form of familial cohesion, usually imaginary. Undertaken as unconscious penance for what they done to the Indians.

Oh God! We have to go to my parents' house for Thanksgiving! Honey, where'd you put the waterboard?

by Spamarella November 28, 2010

thankss

1. very sarcastic way of saying thanks
2. and enthusiastic thanks

thankss your awesome

by WELLTHEN BABY August 23, 2010

thands

Adjective: Used to describe something that would qualify as awesome, rad, cool, or all of the above. It may be used following the word "hardcore" or "the", but original uses of the word are allowed.

Dude #1: "That's the thands, man"
Dude #2: "I know, right?"

Dude #1: "That's hardcore thands."
Dude #2: "You don't need to tell me twice."

by Frost Eternal December 15, 2008

no thang

Basically "not a problem with me".

Man: I don't think you'd feel comfortable with going into that place.
Woman: I've been in a strip bar before. No thang.

by nightblade October 3, 2003

guido thanksgiving

eating pasta before turkey on Thanksgiving.

Example 1: No wonder so many guidos are fat, they eat a meal of pasta before their actual Thanksgiving dinner.

Example 2:
Person 1: "Are you going to Carmine's house for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "More like guido Thanksgiving, and no."

by 2fat2kill2 November 25, 2009

thanks.txt

Derogatory term for a final internet forum post before one leaves for good in which all gripes, complaints,angst,etc. are aired in front of the world. Generally assumes that most people care about ones departure when in fact they do not. I.E. "Thanks for al the memories".
Usually results in post deletion/banning of offender.

What happened to ChoadToad?

He thanks.txt'd and got banned.

by ZoroasterD July 22, 2004

Thanksgiving Clapback

A snarky retort you give to a family member during Thanksgiving, usually in response to a passive aggressive remark made by said family member.

Uncle: "Why you always in and out of this house?"

Me: "Why are you always in and out of jail?"

Cousin: "Still struggling to find a job, huh?"
Me: "Still struggling to find your baby daddy, huh?" #Thanksgiving Clapback

by Gladilay November 20, 2017